Stories and jokes
This page is a list of various stories, jokes, and some spiritual thoughts. If you have any you wish to share, send them to mike@ka5cvh.com.
There are only a couple of rules ... jokes have to be clean ... yes, yes, yes ... even blonde jokes. Man have I recieved a bunch that weren't ... I couldn't even "clean" them up enough for posting. You can pick at certain groups (like blondes, yankee's, cajun's & especially "der Slick-miester", (that's former President Clinton for you AOL'ers). Lastly ... I won't be offended by anything you send if you won't be offended if I decide not to use it. However, by looking at what's posted now you should get a pretty good idea of what the guidelines are.
TEXAS "Stuff"
- All you need to know about TEXAS
- Chili Judge
- Misconceptions about Texas
- Texas rules of etiquette
- Windows 98 - Texas Edition
- You know your from Texas when ...
- More chili stories
Other "Stuff"
- Advise from an old cowboy
- Aggie Engineer
- Aggie football scholarship exam
- All I Need To Know About Life I learned From Trees
- Application to date my daughter
- Arkansas Engineering Exam
- Astrology for Southerners
- Attention Wal-Mart Customers
- The ATM.
- Beating a dead horse
- Because I'm a guy.
- Being Southern
- Big John Doesn't Pay
- Birthday Gift
- Blonde Jokes # 1
- Blonde Jokes # 2
- Blonde Jokes # 3
- Bubba
- Buying a computer
- Buying for a guy
- Cat Diet
- Computer virus's you should know about.
- Dog Rules
- Difference between men & women
- Dr Seuss explains computers
- Dr Seuss explains your job
- Driving contract, teenager (Hendee)
- Driving in Houston
- Duck hunting
- End of Year
- Email pledge
- Email Signature lines
- Email from hell
- Elevator
- Engineers
- Failure
- Feline Commandments
- Fine Wine
- Firearms refresher course
- Firetruck
- Genie in the bottle
- Genie in the bottle 2
- God asked me to
- Great truths we have learned
- Guillibility Virus
- H M O 's
- Internet hoax
- How to get rid of telemarketers
- How to give a cat a pill
- How to take a shower
- How to unsubscribe from an email list
- Ideas from Martha Steward
- Idiots
- I want to be six again
- I want to hurt my computer
- I've learned ....
- I Quit
- Job Lingo
- Job interview results
- Just how hot is hell?
- Letter from home
- Liar Liar
- Mafia Godfather
- Managers
- Mars
- Men are like
- Mergers
- Mental Health Hotline
- Mistaken Identity
- Moses and President Bush
- Motivation: How to succeed in math
- Murphy's Laws
- My Child
- Nerd's not allowed
- Never be late
- Newspapers headlines
- Noah
- Noah 2 ... all I need to know
- Obsession
- Office Inspirational Posters
- Oil Change
- Older than dirt
- Only in America
- Oreo cookie test
- Other Famous (?) Quotes
- Over 40
- Overworked!
- Parents Dictionary
- Performance Evaluations
- Performance Reviews
- Pet Dairy's
- Politically Correct Christmas greeting 1
- Politically Correct Christmas greeting 2
- Ponderisms
- Pop-N-Fresh Dead
- Posting to an email list
- Priceless
- P M S
- Qustions & Answers
- Rats
- Real Man Test
- Redneck Valentine love poem
- Rules for dating my daughter
- Rules of life
- Rules of manhood
- Run for your life
- Sad
- Size really does matter
- Skinny Dipping
- Sleeping at your desk
- So help me God
- Something to offend everyone
- Sorry, wrong number
- Stress Management
- Soap & Water
- Spelling
- Tech support request
- The Best of Rednecks
- The Cowboy
- The difference between Engineers and Lawyers
- The difference between Guys and Gals
- The Inspector of Bolts
- The MIT interview
- The Movies
- The Old Rooster
- The RULES
- Top 10 things men know about women
- Tragedy
- Theories
- Things I have learned from my children
- Things my mother taught me
- Things that make you go Hmmmmmmm
- Things we can learn from a dog
- Things you can do at a movie
- Things you never say to a cop
- Too much of the 90's
- Virus warning
- Universal Disclaimer
- Warning ! ! !
- When Hell freezes over!
- What lobster?
- What software are you running?
- Why its great to be a guy!
- Why its great to be a woman!
- Windoze
- Worthless information
- Womens english translation.
- Y0K problem
- Yo Momma
- You know your from Alabama when ...
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
- You might be a YANKEE if ...
- Your TAX dollars at work
